themagconfamily

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

shawnsmirk

moremendes:

Imagine how awkward it would be if you and Gilinsky were over at your parents house for Thanksgiving and it was the first time they had met him so he was scared he was gonna fuck up but for the most part it was going really well until you said “Daddy, can you please get me a fork” anD BOTH JACK AND YOUR DAD STOOD UP AND JACK WAS LIKE, “SURE BABY” BUT THEN IT WAS JUST DEAD SILENT AND YOUR DAD STARED AT HIM AND JACK WAS LIKE “shit…” OH MY GOD